Earth Reality Problems…

The little bastards never listen, hence why I stopped caring about what happens to any of them.

I don’t stop doing my job, I just share no sympathy for the problems they create for themselves.

It’s so funny, I am like, “Hey I can solve your problems in a snap.”

Majority: *Stabs their own eyes and then proceeds to jump off a cliff.*

Clara be all like, “What are you doing stop them!?!?!”

I be like, “I tried, I sent them a very very long letter listing out very specific details as to what the rules are.”

Clara: “Did they even read it?”

Me: “Probably not but that’s still not my fault so my assumption of what happened with it stands, the eye stabby scenario.”

Clara: *Looking appalled*

Me: *What?!?! They assume God aka I all the time, why is it suddenly wrong when I do it?”

“Why not just recreate Einstein – one of the smartest humans of all-time, she thought.

His advice will be priceless!” 

― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

Ephesians 5:6

Let no one deceive you with empty words, for because of such things God’s wrath comes on the disobedient.

Quran 19:24

But he called her from below her, “Do not grieve; your Lord has provided beneath you a stream.

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