I don’t stop doing my job, I just share no sympathy for the problems they create for themselves.
It’s so funny, I am like, “Hey I can solve your problems in a snap.”
Majority: *Stabs their own eyes and then proceeds to jump off a cliff.*
Clara be all like, “What are you doing stop them!?!?!”
I be like, “I tried, I sent them a very very long letter listing out very specific details as to what the rules are.”
Clara: “Did they even read it?”
Me: “Probably not but that’s still not my fault so my assumption of what happened with it stands, the eye stabby scenario.”
Clara: *Looking appalled*
Me: *What?!?! They assume God aka I all the time, why is it suddenly wrong when I do it?”
“Why not just recreate Einstein – one of the smartest humans of all-time, she thought.
His advice will be priceless!”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine
Ephesians 5:6
Let no one deceive you with empty words, for because of such things God’s wrath comes on the disobedient.
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Quran 19:24
But he called her from below her, “Do not grieve; your Lord has provided beneath you a stream.
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