My Grandma: You’re smoking in the basement again….

Grandma continued: I will send more of your money to Ukraine instead.

Me: If you do that?

Poland and Russia will invade Ukraine and slaughter them all for their pipelines in your name, Bigos in the same fashion they did to the Polish in the past. ⁂

Revelation 19:16

And on His robe and on His thigh He has a name written, “KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.”

Quran 3:35

[Mention, O Muhammad], when your wife to be said, “My Lord, indeed I have pledged to You my womb, consecrated [for Your service], so accept this from me.

Indeed, You are the Hearing, the Knowing.”
“C’ in Russian is pronounced like your ‘S’, so first letter in CIA stands for ‘sneaky.” 

― Kenneth Eade, Russian Holiday
“Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!” 

― Sean Patrick Brennan, The Papal Visitor

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