Last Will and Testament. “Walt” for Short.

Best way to stick it to religious division since 6th century B.C.

I die, I become an Anglican Jesus Martyr.

All religions dissolve and revolve around my tomb thereafter.

The best part is if I play my cards just right I can simply fake my death too. ⁂

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The words of Jesus were:

“This cup is the new covenant in My blood, which is shed for you”; “drink ye all of it”; “this do ye…in remembrance of me”; “and they all drank of it” (Luke 22:20, Matt. …

Our Master said the new covenant was ‘in’ Hisblood.

That covenant was dependent upon His death.

http://www.auburn.edu/~allenkc/fbf/ncquesti.html
“Stop asking God to bless what you’re doing.

Find out what God’s doing.

It’s already blessed.”
 
― Bono
“The story goes that a public sinner was excommunicated and forbidden entry to the church.

He took his woes to God. ‘They won’t let me in, Lord, because I am a sinner.’

‘What are you complaining about?’ said God. ‘They won’t let Me in either.” 

― Brennan Manning, The Ragamuffin Gospel: Good News for the Bedraggled, Beat-Up, and Burnt Out
“She has man’s brain–a brain that a man should have were he much gifted–and woman’s heart.

The good God fashioned her for a purpose, believe me when He made that so good combination.” 

― Bram Stoker, Dracula



http://www.minduploading.org/
“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity” 

― Sun-Tzu, A Arte da Guerra



https://www.pagat.com/invented/upper_hand.html
“I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.” 

― Georges Duhamel
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