Last Will and Testament. “Walt” for Short.

Best way to stick it to religious division since 6th century B.C.

I die, I become an Anglican Jesus Martyr.

All religions dissolve and revolve around my tomb thereafter.

The best part is if I play my cards just right I can simply fake my death too. ⁂

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The words of Jesus were:

“This cup is the new covenant in My blood, which is shed for you”; “drink ye all of it”; “this do ye…in remembrance of me”; “and they all drank of it” (Luke 22:20, Matt. …

Our Master said the new covenant was ‘in’ Hisblood.

That covenant was dependent upon His death.
“Stop asking God to bless what you’re doing.

Find out what God’s doing.

It’s already blessed.”
― Bono
“The story goes that a public sinner was excommunicated and forbidden entry to the church.

He took his woes to God. ‘They won’t let me in, Lord, because I am a sinner.’

‘What are you complaining about?’ said God. ‘They won’t let Me in either.” 

― Brennan Manning, The Ragamuffin Gospel: Good News for the Bedraggled, Beat-Up, and Burnt Out
“She has man’s brain–a brain that a man should have were he much gifted–and woman’s heart.

The good God fashioned her for a purpose, believe me when He made that so good combination.” 

― Bram Stoker, Dracula
“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity” 

― Sun-Tzu, A Arte da Guerra
“I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.” 

― Georges Duhamel

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