An adrenaline Junkie born in June, you cannot get anymore ironic than that.

“Juno Awards 101” ⁂

I know what people want before they want it which is what makes me public enemy number 1.
I am ambidextrous, I can masturbate with both hands and still get off the same way.

“Train of Thought”
“Satan prowls but he’s a lion on a leash” 

― Ann Voskamp, One Thousand Gifts: A Dare to Live Fully Right Where You Are

“A man is the easiest animal to put on a leash, and the hardest to keep leashed.

Even when he chooses it himself.” 

― Robert Jordan, The Dragon Reborn

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