Tom: Stop sleeping with my girlfriend.

Me: Well it’s purely psychological at the moment, I didn’t even use a hand yet, in that area.

I figured I would go solo before I meet her.

Tom: Moment? Meet? Solo? Wtf? *Punch*.

Tell you what Tom, break up with your girlfriend and you can punch me for free yeah fruit cake.

In public for everyone to see if you want even I could care less, I do deserve it from you none the less.
“Hugh Thanks”
“Wither thou goest, I will go;
Where thou diest, I will die, and there I will be buried;” 

― Cassandra Clare
Vacation anywhere except the Vatican, I don’t like to mix business with pleasure all the time.
“BraveHeart BeaverHeart”

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