It’s like, how can they do heroine and just fall asleep where’s the fun in that?

Her: I dunno how do guys just have sex and fall asleep, where’s the fun in that?

Me: Touche…⁂

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1 John 5:19

We know that we are children of God, and that the whole world is under the control of the evil one.
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It happens….even people need oil changes too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petroleum_industry_in_Canada
“It’s a naturally laid out trap because it backfires in adverse ways.”
And they just don’t listen do they?

Hello? Is the speaker on?

Her: *Ahem* Obviously not if you’re typing.

Me: You know what I mean, don’t play coy with me.
Ecclesiastes 1:9

What has been will be again,
    what has been done will be done again;
    there is nothing new under the sun.
Well better than no acknowledgment.
I only took 1/4 of a hit of acid today instead of a whole one.
Likewise, well flip the b for a g or/and a w, whichever.

“Gram on delivery”
“Often you don’t know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late.

Sometimes, she is all three.” 

― Robert Jordan, Lord of Chaos

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Willy
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