All I did was reimagine Jesus/Lucifer returning as me…

While placing all the possible scenarios which may or may not occur.

It’s like handing earth a bunch of scripts and being like, just roll with that and all will be fine…🤣

More like a failed attempt at sarcasm…😂
Oh that, well that doesn’t really count due to being drunk, I’d totally sleep with you if I was sober. 🤣
No ability to have sex no need to be in man mode right now, simple.
The only thing which separates men from women is sperm count. 🤣
“If I am the chief of sinners, I am the chief of sufferers also.”

― Robert Louis Stevenson, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
“Not really. It’s called OCD and—”

‘Yes, yes, so my psychiatrist tells me.’

‘You have a shrink?’

‘Apparently, I have some repressed anger and unresolved abandonment issues after my experiences with God.”

― Suzanne Wright

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